Keith Urban Is The Meat In A Minaj-Carey Shade Sandwich

In a memorable start to the Keith Urban Renewal Project (trademark pending), the Voice Australia defector and current American Idol judge has been forced to officiate the 2012 shade-throwing world championships between co-judges and people he must sit between for an entire season’s worth of television – Nicki Minaj and Mariah Carey.

The pair, as captured here by TMZ, engaged in an escalating tête-à-tête during auditions in Charlotte, North Carolina this week, resulting in Minaj calling Mariah “your fucking highness” and criticising her for a laundry list of crimes including narcissism, condescension and being in Glitter boring.

Minaj’s jibes included: “you’re boring as fuck, you’re boring as fuck”, “I’m not sitting here for 20 minutes and having you run down your resume everyday”, “I’m not fucking putting up with your fucking highness over there” – and our personal favourite – “Think I’m playing? Think this shit is a fucking joke? Think it’s a joke? Think it’s a joke? Think it’s a joke? Say one more disrespectful thing to me, if you say one more disrespectful thing to me – off with your head!”

Look at our boy being all like “now, now, guys”. Just think of the money dude!

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