Kanye West Sentenced To Two Years Probation For Paparazzo Attack

Kanye West has managed to circumvent lockdown after being sentenced to two years probation for his widely publicised altercation with a paparazzo in September 2013. Servants advised to hurry up with his damn croissant as scheduled.

According to reports, a Los Angeles court has ordered the rapper to perform 250 hours of community service and undergo 30 days of anger management counseling after pleading no contest to the misdemeanor battery charge filed by notorious paparazzo Daniel Ramos (of Bald Britney Brandishing ‘brolly fame) who was left in hospital following a scuffle with Kanye. West’s legal representation claimed that he was simply trying to prevent Ramos from taking a picture.

That Kanye has avoided jail time will come as relief to Australians eagerly awaiting his sellout Yeezus tour dates in May.

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