“Kanye West lyrics rewritten to be about food“, that’s the M.O. of No One Man Should Have All That Flour a just-launched single service Tumblr which rejigs Kanye West lyrics so that they’re all about food. Probably not that hard considering all the references he makes to people eating his penis. Have a taste courtesy of “All Of The Rye” below…
Something wrong
I hold my bread
White wheat gone
This is whole grain bread!
Check the oven, make sure it’s read’
Careful now, don’t overcook that bread
Check it again, it’s almost there
Just smell our home, like bakery air
To my surprise, it’s goin’ perfectly
Just another day at Panera University
True, I’m completely satisfied but I wish someone recorded these in real life too. “Jesus Walks” would start out all “nom, nom, nom, nom nom nom, nom, nom…”. Read the rest of them here.
Title Image by Dimitrios Kambouris via Getty
