Though Kanye West may not be everyone’s cup of tea, his natural ability to craft catchy pop music is undeniable. Truth be told, thought I don’t hate his music, there’s only so much autotuned choruses, sped up soul samples, couture references and ego stroking I can take before ‘Ye should be locked away for crimes against humanity. Oh shit, looks like the LAPD beat us to it….
Earlier today West was arrested at LAX airport in Los Angeles for “felony vandalism” due to a scuffle with paparazzi which resulted in West smashing the photographer’s camera. A cameraman for popular celeb website TMZ (a gloriously trashy celebrity hall of shame) videotaped Kanye smashing the camera, which again resulted in his equipment being smashed, this time by Kanye’s bodyguard Don Crowley. The Po-Po then arrived on the scene and promptly booked Kanye and Crowley who were then released on bail. For a man who claims to put “The Christian in Christian Dior” how about turning the other cheek Mr. West?
Here at the Pedestrian offices Kanye’s outburst comes as no surprise and confirms what we’ve long suspected. He’s a little bit crazy. Here are the top 5 reasons why…
1) The Louis Vuitton Don’s outburst at the EMA’s after losing to Justice rates a 9.5 for arrogance and a perfect 10 for douche baggery…
2) The dude unleashed “Shutter Shades” onto the world. I mean, Kim Jong-il’s glasses are cooler. ‘Nuff Said.
3) The timeless “George Bush hates black people” quote during the Hurricane Katrina benefit. Poor Mike Myers is channeling all his years of “serious acting” experience to keep a straight face…
4) His blog contains rants such as: “I’m typing so fucking hard I might break my fucking Mac book Air!!!!!!!! Call me any name you want…. arrogant, conceited, narcissistic, racist, metro, fag whatever you can think of…. BUT NEVER SAY I DIDN’T GIVE MY ALL! NEVER SAY I DIDN’T GIVE MY ALL!…I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT’S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
5) He’s not gangsta, but he isn’t gay. This isn’t really evidence of Kanye’s insanity, more just really really funny…
