Brace yaself Beliebers, it looks like the piss is out of the proverbial bucket, because numerous Aussie outlets are teasing a BIG BLOODY Justin Bieber announcement which is 100%, defo, no-doubt the dates and deets for an upcoming Australia and New Zealand leg of the Canadian pop pest’s current ‘Purpose’ tour.
Litch everyone from Frontier Touring to Nova have been spraying the not-so-sneaky teaser re: Biebs Downunder 2k17, across the internet, for example here, here, and oh yeh, here at this giant fuck-off countdown clock on Frontiers site:
WHAT COULD IT MEAN?????
Yep, the recently reformed(-ish) ratbag, (whose last album was actually v. v. good, don’t lie to yourself), will be heading our way sometime next year to hopefully take his shirt off lots. I particularly enjoy when he does that bit, TBH.
Full details will be announced by Kyle & Jackie O Tuesday October 4th at 6am. Which kinda makes the countdown above more like a harbinger of irrevocable doom, cause it means I’ll have to listen to those two shitheads.
Anything for JB, am I right?
Photo: Getty / Kevin Mazur
