The first sentence you should be saying every time you step into a taxi and/or Uber post-11pm on a weekend is your destination address.
“I’ve had a great time in this country, I was so lucky really to come here to hang out on ‘X-Factor,’ lived on Bondi… I’ve been looked after phenomenally by the Aussies, toured here so many times, so I’m always incredibly grateful to be back, thanks for having me.”
There you have it, folks. The sound track to your lazy Sundays in the laundromat is being sorted by that bloke. And, while his music taste this time around is yet to be seen, you can almost guarantee there’s gonna be some sly digs at various things because the guy is low-key extremely funny.
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