The only rapper from Mullumbimby to have ever blocked me on Twitter, Iggy Azalea, is the subject of a less than flattering ‘viral’ Vine doing the rounds this morning [is there any other kind?] – one that will only serve to embolden those who are of the opinion that Iggy Azalea is little more than a polite charlatan who straight up cannot rap to save her life [Nicki Minaj chief amongst them].
An excerpt from a performance of popular ditty ‘D.R.U.G.S.’, the Vine that you’ve come in search of is a ham-fisted indictment not only of Azalea’s “flow”, which she has previously described as “retarded”, but her already dubious songwriting credentials in general.
“Pitchfork point better pass me the joint / Gotta twist this beat I’ma sprang my joint / Straight crack rock, go to the pop-pop / Pumo Jiggy Rap City, no Tiggy” is apparently the original line, though it comes across as little more than “Pah, pah, pah, pah, [indecipherable]” at best.
Straight crack indeed.