Grace Jones Performs While Hula Hooping Non-Stop For Queen’s Jubilee

Grace Jones you crazy sexagenarian! With limber limbs that won’t quit, pipes bigger than an Ancient Roman aqueduct, teeth than can only be described as gnashing and a glint* in her eyes, the sixty-four (64!) year old took to the stage at Lizzy’s Diamond Jubilee concert overnight to perform her classic 80s groove ‘Slave To The Monarchy Rhythm‘ while hula-hooping non-stop for the entire duration of the performance! Sorry for all the exclamation marks, but I’m not!

Serious hat-envy from Princess Eugenie. Serious face-melting happening to her left on the bald dude. And you just know K-Mid is a slave to the rhythm (far right).

Looking like the fabulous well-oiled villain from The Avengers sequel, Jones shimmied and swayed for a good four minutes before topping off her performance by bellowing “We love you! Happy Birthday, our Queen!“

Uh, pretty sure it’s not her birthday, Grace. But whatever, any sixty-four year old who can perform with this kind of sustained chutzpah and those pins in that costume for that long can say what she wants. Lady who now? Rihann-wha? You heard me, Internet-age pop starlets.

Keep it up, keep it up G!

*Genuine crazy/genius.

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