Eminem Raps About Caitlyn Jenner, Miley, Bill Cosby, Donald Trump In 8 Minute Freestyle

Emerging from the shadows to throw punches at names vaguely in the news this week, Eminem laid down a rare 8 minute freestyle on US radio station Sway’s morning show, ‘Sway In The Morning‘ yesterday, largely to promote the upcoming film starring Jake Gyllenhaal,Southpaw‘, on which he’s exec producer.

It comes a day after Eminem was reportedly pitted to replace Eazy-E in a potential N.W.A reunion tour with Dr. Dre and Ice Cube. 

If you CBF to watch the whole video, here are some snippets:

On Caitlyn Jenner:
“This is a true statement / I see the bitch in you, Caitlyn / I keep the pistol tucked like Bruce Jenner’s dick No disrespect though, not at all / No pun intended, that took a lot of balls.”

On Bill Cosby: 
“Awful, I made Monopoly off misogyny, sodomy / How many chocolatey Jell-O Pops could he possibly lace? Walkin’ atrocity, no wonder you scoff at me / It’s still obvious I’m as off-pudding as Bill Cosby is.”

On Donald Trump:
I’m fucked worse than Donald Trump / On Lexapro in Mexico across from a Texaco in McDonald’s drunk / Broke and out of gas, busted water pump / Getting fondled up by Ronald, feeling him on his rump / Oh yeah, and me and Alyssa Milano hump”

On Miley Cyrus:
“You would swear I think highly of Miley / And I respect her, the way I backhand her / Excuse my French, Montana…”

And the rhyme by the way? It’s all in fun, man. But just so everybody knows, that was off the top of the dome,” he says, rounding off the recording. “I just say shit to say it.” 


Via Billboard.