If we’re going to endorse just one culturally relevant one dimensional in-browser gaming experience designed to scratch the very specific itch felt by the fans of a cult TV show that you as a human being are obligated to appreciate, this is it.
The Junior Mint – a terrible human being simulator engineered by the man behind the masterful @Seinfeld2000 Twitter account – is a game about nothing. But then again, something? Specifically, Jerry and Kramer’s quest to land as many Junior Mints as possible into the open wound of a patient undergoing surgery so that the art owned by George made by that patient increases in value.
What isn’t outlined is that to accomplish such a task requires the luck, vision and spatial awareness of someone capable of striking a golf ball into a whale’s blowhole. Miley Cyrus will occasionally swing through on a wrecking ball. The O.R. floor will be populated by a plethora of infuriating obstacles; doctors, medical equipment and cameo appearances from George, Elaine and Newman. And the inclusion of non-canon plot points is about as questionable as the game’s physics algorithm.
