Drunkest Man In Australia Found At Melbourne Eminem Concert

Look, if you had one shot. Or one opportunity. To seize everything you ever wanted. In one moment. Would you capture it? Or just let it slip?

This exuberant young Eminem fan – losing himself, his shirt and his shoes to the music, the moment at the rapper’s recent show in Melbourne this week only to be escorted away by security for being a lecherous d-bag attempting to simulate cunnilingus on some poor young woman trapped in his sleaze zone – I think he knows what I’m talking about.