Drunk Kanye West Delivers Rant At Pusha T Album Launch

Determined to exercise his basic human rights as a rich person with opinions and a microphone, Kanye West decided to discuss the things that have been pissing him off lately so that you too can be safe in the knowledge that you aren’t the only person in the world who thinks that the idea of t-shirts with numbers on them is an ugly affront to the basic moral foundations of Western civilization. Agree? I mean, sure, maybe? What about sports jerseys? What else say you, Kanye? Here, some of the other things that that the rapper doesn’t really care about based on the drunken soliloquy he delivered at G.O.O.D. Music pal Pusha T’s album listening party in Brooklyn this week:

– Culture vultures
– Corporations
– Sell outs
– How much god damn money you make
– Shitty camo prints
– T-shirts with numbers on the back

Things he does care for:
– Pusha T
– Grey Goose
– Ferris Bueller
– The sound of Kanye West’s voice
– Motherfucking Pusha T

We love it. Pusha T’s like ‘LOL’ the whole way through this.

Here’s the transcript of the speech via The Huffington Post

“Ayo this Yeezy right now speaking to y’all. This the heart of the mothafuckin’ city, act y’all ain’t have that mothafuckin’ Clipse album and shit. Act like y’all ain’t base y’all whole shit, whole lifestyle off this nigga Pusha T. Everything is Pusha T. Pyrex Vision. That’s Pusha T. Fear of God, That’s Pusha T. This nigga the heart of the mothafuckin’ culture for you culture vultures. This the only nigga spitting that wild mothafuckin’ Hip Hop shit right now. That’s why I stand next to this nigga. I don’t give a fuck about none of these corporations, none of these fucking sellouts. This mothafuckin’ Pusha T. This is the fuck we make. We make good music. We make good music. We don’t give a fuck about how much god damn money you make. We make good music. I’m off that [Grey] Goose right now. I might get loose right now. We don’t give a fuck…we don’t give a fuck. Nigga, this is that culture. This is that culture. For everybody stealing the culture, for all niggas trying to do their camo prints at Magic, this mothafucking Pusha T. All these niggas trying to extend their mothafuckin’ t-shirts, trying to throw numbers on the back of their shit, this mothafuckin’ Pusha T. “I got a t-shirt line, cause I got numbers on the back of my shit.” Fuck you. This DONDA. This Matt Williams. This Virgil Abloh. This Ferris Bueller. This is mothafuckin’ Pusha T. I’m done.”

This has been yet another edition of Kanye West has opinions.