Chris Brown Denies Alleged Assault In The Most Chris Brown Way Possible

Over the weekend, Chris Brown found himself in yet another classic Chris Brown situation, when he was accused of assault after a Las Vegas party.
Brown performed at Drai’s Nightclub on New Year’s Day, and a woman claims that she was punched in the face and had her phone confiscated after taking a picture of him at a subsequent party.
Las Vegas police responded to a complaint involving Brown, but his camp have been quick to deny any wrongdoing, saying that the woman in question was thrown out of the party for “out of control behaviour.”
Chris himself also posted a short video denying the woman’s claims, before he (or his lawyers) thought better of it and deleted it. The internet being what it is, it wasn’t long until someone had re-uploaded it.
“Obviously somebody’s looking to get a cheque or start some shit,” said Brown. “I don’t notice old-looking bitches, bitch is old and dusty … She came to Vegas, she probably came to my room, and was too ugly to get in.” 
Behold, peak Brown:
 

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