FUCK US DEAD: Immortal Gay Icon Cher Might Be Headlining Mardi Gras 2018

It’s difficult to imagine anything gayer than Mardi Gras, a beautiful hyperconcentration of jubilant gayness, but having it headlined by Cher might just up the gayness to hitherto unknown levels of gay.

According to the Sydney Morning Herald, it’s looking like that wonderful homosexual dream might well become a wonderful homosexual reality. As you might be able to tell from their headline (not often that “firm” gets used in its verb form), it’s not 100% certain, but they seem pretty confident that it could happen:

While it is understood a contract is yet to be signed, sources close to the event have told Fairfax Media the 71-year-old gay icon is almost locked in to perform at the world-renowned gay pride festival.

As they note, she has hinted that this might be a possibility before with this cheeky tweet:

Although, this could have been a genuine query, who knows.

This isn’t the first time it’s seemed like it’s on the cards, Cher’s son Chaz Bono personally quashed rumours that his mum would be playing at Mardi Gras in 2014, much to the great disappointment of everyone with a heart.

Fingers crossed this comes to fruition, we’ll keep you updated. For now:

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