CATHOLIC LEAGUE CALL BOWIE A SWITCH-HITTING, BISEXUAL SENIOR CITIZEN

Yesterday, Sir David Bowie released a video for his song “The Next Day”. Set amidst Christian paraphernalia and a bloody altercation, perpetuating corrupt priest stereotypes, and Bowie himself playing godly religious icon, a leading Catholic advocacy group absolutely lost their shit. 
The Catholic League (motto: for religious and civil rights), responded with scorn and disgust, posting a long-winded letter of backlash on their website. 
Main arguments to be found
Bowie’s “confused” relationship to religion.
Bowie being a “switch-hitting, bisexual, senior citizen from London”
Bowie has crafted a “mess” of a video
Here’s the video in case you missed it/ want to be offended by it again:

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