Orlando Bloom and his giant schlong are in for a rude shock, ‘cos this random guy from America‘s south is actually Katy Perry‘s betrothed – not he.

Brutally Catfished Dude Reckons He’s Dating Katy Perry But Probs Isn’t Aye

The shocking revelation came during a promo for MTV’s crusher-of-dreams reality show, ‘Catfish’, when Nev Schulman and his filmmaking pal Max Joseph met up with her boyfriend of 6 long years.


Spencer told them:

“I have been talking to this woman for the last 6 years. I’m in love with her. She’s awesome. It’s Katy Perry… the singer.”

Brutally Catfished Dude Reckons He’s Dating Katy Perry But Probs Isn’t Aye

He and “Katy” have been texting and emailing constantly over the years but – not at all suspiciously – never Skype and have only ever talked on the phone once.

Not only that, but he’s made her an engagement ring using a family heirloom (his brother Sam, also in the room, seems none too impressed he wasn’t informed of that little fact). 

“It’s our great-grandmother’s emerald,” he announces. “I took a diamond ring-like band to it and made a ring. It’s an engagement ring.”

Check out the craziness in full:


You’ve got to feel for the guy, because he’s literally the only person in the room – nay, the world – who doesn’t seem to realise he’s being brutally catfished. Brutally.

Remember fam: if something seems too good to be true, it’s definitely a hoax.

Source and photo: MTV.