Britney Spears Blogs About Her V@gina?

Sometimes I’ll forget to log out of my Facebook profile and my girlfriend will change my sexual orientation to “gay”. When I finally notice months later, I’ll have a quiet chuckle and feel mildly amused by it. In some cases however, tampering with people’s social media channels ain’t so funny. At least not when you’re a celebrity or purported to have teeth on your genitalia.

The above post from Britney Spears’ official Twitter is either the result of confusion between the word “vagina” and “German Shepherd”, a slightly troubling self-diagnosis in need of urgent medical attention, or the work of a hacker. I’ll go with the latter.

The post is even funnier when juxtaposed to the real Britney’s recap of her daily activities.

I’m in Japan now and today I enjoyed a walk in a botanical garden and got to see a Japanese wedding. Then Brett and I went shopping.~Britney 8:40 PM Dec 12th, 2008 from web

I had the honor to light the Christmas tree tonight for the first time in LA. I took my babies and we had a great time. ~Britney 10:03 PM Dec 4th, 2008 from web

Gold. Solid gold.