Bono? Bon-yes!

Philanthropist, rock star, and demi-god are all befitting labels of the man mountain that is Bono, and epithets I’m sure he endorses whole-heartedly. Traditionally “esteemed professions” however, such as Doctor and Lawyer have long hindered Bono on his quest to become the perfect human being, but in true Bono style he has defied the odds and gained both distinctions in one fell swoop. Japan’s Keio University have awarded Bono an honorary Doctor of Law degree in “recognition for his work in the fight against poverty and AIDS in Africa”. A doctor, lawyer, AND rockstar? Next year I’m expecting a cure for cancer and AIDS in the same pill, government reform to end all war, and the new U2 album to garner a Pitchfork perfect 10. Wait, I think I just found some new synonyms for impossible. Below is video footage of the ceremony…

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