Before Twitter, the only way you could successfully alienate people with M&M’s was to throw some Skittles in the same bowl.
If you have zero regard for another human’s life, it’s still a viable option, but it’s 2016 now: that means it’s probably just easier to fling shit online at DJs who have the audacity to rep the brightly-coloured choccies.
In case you were wondering, here’s the current result of the world’s most popular electronic acts having a spray at each other over confectionary adverts:
@diplo I can’t. I once yolod a swag so hard my whole fam was lit.
— dead mow cinco (@deadmau5) March 22, 2016
@Zedd wtf is this?..https://t.co/cN1VAaxDAA ???????????? fake flume drop ft m&ms? It’s not OK do this man come on .. It’s not all about the ??
— DiPL0 (@diplo) March 21, 2016
Unlike M&M’s themselves, Zedd had zero time for sugar-coating. The Russian-German DJ retaliated with this piece of rhetorical mastery:
@diplo stop being a jealous little bitch and do us all a favor and just shut the fuck up.
Thank you. 🙂— Zedd (@Zedd) March 22, 2016
..unless it’s a bieber collab… Coz that’s in no way, about money. We all know zedds shit sucks. But we love him. https://t.co/aYQ7k6ylNX
— dead mow cinco (@deadmau5) March 22, 2016
Literally hopped off Justin’s dick to say someone’s shit is about money? God DAMN I love Twitter. I do.
— dead mow cinco (@deadmau5) March 22, 2016
We are just djs who cares
— DiPL0 (@diplo) March 22, 2016
— Zedd (@Zedd) March 22, 2016
Source: Billboard / Twitter.
Photo: El Pics / Getty / Twitter.
