In news no logical human could ever hope to make up, Billy Corgan is now officially dating Jessica Simpson. Yes, despite all his rage Corgan is still just a horny older guy in a cage full of poor decisions. We were first alerted to Corgan’s questionable taste in women when he was linked to professional self-promoter Tila Tequila earlier this year but now reports indicate that Corgan is dating a professional idiot.
The odd couple were snapped exiting a New York restaurant on Friday night where we can only assume they talked about…stuff? Seriously, if Billy Corgan and Jessica Simpson have a conversation in the woods and no one’s there to hear it do all our heads still explode? That’s one for the ages. Anyway considering Simpson’s vegetable-like state the term “Smashing Pumpkins” takes on a whole new and all too appropriate meaning.