Question: tell me what you think about this.
Are you, or do you know of, one (1) unique-looking male or one (1) unique-looking female of any ethnicity between the ages of twenty-one and twenty-five? Do you have a healthy body image and a bit of meat on your bones? Are you comfortable in and around large bodies of water (can you swim?), and are you comfortable both within your own body and with kissing and embracing one belonging to a member of the opposite sex?
Now that you’ve doubtlessly answered ‘Yes’ to all of the above, or have kept reading regardless of failing miserably at every criteria, would you like to feature with your significant other (or a total stranger!) in a music video a little-known, niche recording artist you probably haven’t heard of, Beyoncé Knowles, is filming in NSW within the next week? Of course you would, you clicked on this link.
God amongst laymen, Beyoncé Inc., has put out a casting call for two hotties with bodies to star in a music video shooting next week on Tuesday November 5th in Newcastle. Presumably you’ll be frolicking in the shallows and sucking face with your partner. If the prospect of being in a Beyoncé music video is not incentive enough, you’ll be remunerated with $800 for your time “plus $75 for wardrobe” (whatever that means). If ever there were a situation best described as a win-win, it’s this; this or the matrimonial union of Beyoncé and Jay-Z.
Auditions and call backs are taking place tomorrow, Friday November 1st.
UPDATE: Submissions have now closed!
This could be you [but less perfect]. The casting notice is provided in full below:
CASTING CALL – YOUNG COUPLE – BEYONCE MUSIC VIDEO
AUDITION / CALL BACK: FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 1ST
SHOOT DATES: TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 5TH
RATES: $800 X 1 SHOOT DAY (10 HOUR DAY) PLUS $75 FOR WARDROBE (ALL TRAVEL TO NEWCASTLE COVERED BY CLIENT)
LOOKING FOR 1 X MALE AND 1 X FEMALE (ANY ETHNICITY)
AGE 21-25
UNIQUE LOOKING – HEALTHY BODY IMAGE – NOT TOO SKINNY. NEED TO BE COMFORTABLE BEING IN THE WATER (CAN SWIM) AND BE COMFORTABLE WITH THEIR BODIES. MUST NOT BE SHY, AND MUST BE COMFORTABLE WITH KISSING AND EMBRACING EACH OTHER.
REAL COUPLES PREFERRED, BUT SINGLES ARE OK.
