Caution: If you manage to procure second round tickets to attend the Antipodean leg of the Mrs. Carter Show World Tour Starring Beyoncé DO ensure you are watching Beyonce through your own two eyes and DON’T be watching her through your cell phone monitor because she WILL tell you to put the “damn camera down and seize the moment” while you are bowing down before her sequin-coated presence.
At her Atlanta (“ATL”) show last week, one audience member who we know only as “baby” was recording the performance on their phone, and Beyonce is all “I’m right in your face baby. You gotta seize this moment! Put that damn camera down.” Indeed, this put your damn phone down sentiment is one that most non-dick concert attenders can really get beyhind: Seize the moment, not the crappy unusable footage… like this footage below that we’re are totally making use of! #Irony
MELBOURNE, Rod Laver Arena, OCTOBER 23rd
BRISBANE, Entertainment Centre, OCTOBER 29th
SYDNEY, Allphones Arena, NOVEMBER 1st
BRISBANE Entertainment Centre OCTOBER 28th
SYDNEY Allphones Arena OCTOBER 31st
ADELAIDE Entertainment Centre NOVEMBER 5th
PERTH Perth Arena NOVEMBER 8th
Via Buzzfeed.