Never one to be outshone for too long, Beyoncé’s latest spotlight pulling hijinks in the endless endeavour to school all’a’y’all is a masterclass in multitasking, involving:
- Effortlessly photobombing the serendipitous selfie of an opportune fifteen-year-old dancer from Melbourne, Valentina.
- Still managing to get her best side and an A+ smile in shot (though to be fair, when you’re Beyoncé, every side is your best side and every smile is A+).
- Stooping mid-performance to hold hands with a squealing fan while executing said selfie photobomb.
- All the while maintaining that impossible veneer of perfection and still managing to (presumably) sing flawlessly.
“It was such a blur i just remember her bending down to me and my friend and i just turned for the photo and wowoowow it was the best moment ever”, writes Valentina of that life-changing wowoowow moment on her Tumblr.
Haters: to the left [to the left].
What Beyonce does:
