Behold An Alternate Reality Where Drake Wrote ‘Jumpman’ About Muffins

How’s this for Friday arvo food for thought: what if Drake had written ‘Jumpman’ about muffins, the individual-sized, quick-bake product?

You’ve never considered it have you? Well now is the time to change all that, because YouTubers Saffron & FishSauce have dropped a 110% unauthorized parody of Drizzy‘s track, reimagined as a tribute to everyone’s favourite baked good. 

Sample lyrics include: “Muffins, muffins, muffins, them boys bakin’ something / They just put like two three racks up in the oven / Them boys bakin’ something man the smell is scrumptious / It smells so goddamn good me and my girl stopped fuckin’.”

It’s weird. It’s real weird. But also satisfying in much the same way as ‘Ryan Gosling Won’t Eat His Cereal’.

Add to your Friday playlist ASAP:

 

Source and photo: Saffron & FishSauce.