Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger Forgot To Invite You To Their Crazy Intimate Cannes Wedding

H8 2 b the 1 2 break it 2 U, but you didn’t make the final cut of the guest list for Avril Lavigne’s crazy cool out of control yet intimate and really tasteful wedding to Chad Kroeger in Cannes last night. And boi, you should be hella upset because it sounds totally awesome and punk.
A Source, probably called ‘Avril I mean April Lasagne’, confirmed to Us Weekly that the two overnight forged their unbreakable union during “a very intimate affair.” The bride wore a custom gown crafted by Australian designer Johanna Johnson; her GBF (gay best friend) served as her maid of honour. The bridal waltz music was a track they wrote together at the studio while singing the song they wrote about a girl they used to know. It’s primed for release at a later date.
Lavigne told Us Weekly earlier this year that Chad, 38, was required to relinquish complete creative control to allow Avril, a 12-year-old 28-year-old, to execute her flawless “vision”.
“I’ve been doing it, I’m the girl!” Lavigne found it necessary to remind the magazine. “I’m the one who has the crazy vision and he’s letting me be me… It’s a lot and I just want to make sure I really enjoy this amazing time. I want all the guests who come to have this amazing once in a lifetime experience and I want everyone to say ‘Wow!’… It’s out of control!”
Chavril announced their Super Sweet Sixteen themed nuptials in August 2012 with a modest 14-carat diamond ring after six months of open mouth kissing; his chin stubble and her kohl-rimmed racoon eyes inseparable ever since. It’s Chad’s first marriage and Avril’s second, following her divorce in October 2009 from Sum 41’s Deryck Whibley, to whom she was married for three years.
In related news, Complicated hasn’t aged a day. Haters: to the left <3

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