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Upon returning to their Las Vegas dressing room the all-male entertainment friends, Thunder from Down Under, were confronted by an unknown stranger rifling through their personal belongings/thongs.
According to police the man appeared to be “intoxicated” and “on methamphetamine.”
The Las Vegas Review-Journal are reporting that he made it backstage by cleverly disguising himself as a lightly costumed meth head: “According to an arrest report, the man, who is being identified only as a ‘John Doe,’ was witnessed wandering around the backstage and auditorium area of the show wearing a SWAT hat and shoes and a firefighter’s shirt. Several people noticed him but just assumed he was a new dancer.”
After being confronted by the heaving muscular chests of Down Under’s thunder, a veritable wall of taut masculine vigour, the intruder, whose costume coordination certainly leaves something to be desired, seems to have panicked and blew his gun load: “The gun was fired during the struggle, but police said no one was hit. One person received a powder burn from the impact of the shot and was treated at the scene.”
via CNN
