PSY is one hell of a drug. A batch of LSD bearing the likeness of the Future Music Festival headliner behind viral sensation “Gangnam Style”, is responsible for the hospitalisation of five teenagers over the weekend.

According to reports, police have launched an investigation into the circulation of the PSYcheledic hallucinogen following three separate incidents, two of which occurred near Coffs Harbour and another at Sydney’s Balmoral Beach. Police are yet to confirm what the drugs contain, but it is some horrendous shit that’s making people violently ill.

This recalls the infamous “brown acid” Woodstock incident whereby a warning was issued over the speaker system at the 1969 music festival prototype announcing: “the brown acid that is circulating around us isn’t too good. It is suggested that you stay away from that. Of course it’s your own trip. So be my guest, but please be advised that there is a warning on that one, ok?”

The lesson here is just say no to PSY.