And The Winner Is – An (in)complete Grammys List

We’d never accuse the Grammys of being incomprehensive. With over 80 awards handed out, it certainly is music’s night of nights.  We’ve waded through the results and handpicked a list of the winners that we give a toss about. Along with the all conquering King Wally, the winners are: 

(For anyone who has an emotional investment in who takes out the Best Classical Vocal Solo, Best Tropical Latin Album, or Best Musical Composition Performed with Chop Sticks On An Empty Ice Cream Tub, click here for the full list of winners.)

Record Of The Year

Somebody That I Used To Know –
Gotye Featuring Kimbra

Album Of The Year

Babel – Mumford & Sons

Best New Artist


Song Of The Year

We Are Young – Fun. Featuring Janelle Monáe

Best Pop Solo Performance

Set Fire To The Rain [Live] 
– Adele

Best Pop

Duo/Group Performance

Somebody That I Used To Know –
Gotye Featuring Kimbra

Best Dance Recording


– Skrillex Featuring Sirah

Best Dance/Electronica Album

Bangarang –


Best Rock Song

Lonely Boy – The Black Keys

Best Rock Album

El Camino
– The Black Keys

Best Alternative Music Album

Making Mirrors
– Gotye

Best Urban Contemporary Album

Channel Orange – Frank Ocean

Chris Brown, officially STILL the worst human ever, refuses to stand and applaud Frank Ocean’s win. 

Best R&B Performance


– Usher

Best Traditional R&B Performance
Love On Top

Best Rap/Sung Collaboration

No Church In The Wild – Jay-Z & Kanye West Featuring Frank Ocean & The-Dream

Best Rap Performance

N****s In Paris

– Jay-Z & Kanye West

Best Rap Song

N****s In Paris
– Jay-Z & Kanye West

Best Rap Album

Take Care

Best Score Soundtrack For Visual Media

The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo –
Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross

Best Song Written For Visual Media

Safe & Sound (From The Hunger Games)

T Bone Burnett, Taylor Swift, John Paul White & Joy Williams

Producer Of The Year

Dan Auerbach

El Camino (The Black Keys) (A)

Locked Down (Dr. John) (A)

Savage (Hacienda) (S)

Shakedown (Hacienda) (A)

Best Remixed Recording

Promises – (Skrillex & Nero Remix)
Skrillex, remixer (Nero)

Best Short Form Music Video

Rihanna Featuring Calvin Harris – We Found Love