We’d never accuse the Grammys of being incomprehensive. With over 80 awards handed out, it certainly is music’s night of nights. We’ve waded through the results and handpicked a list of the winners that we give a toss about. Along with the all conquering King Wally, the winners are:
(For anyone who has an emotional investment in who takes out the Best Classical Vocal Solo, Best Tropical Latin Album, or Best Musical Composition Performed with Chop Sticks On An Empty Ice Cream Tub, click here for the full list of winners.)
Record Of The Year
Somebody That I Used To Know –
Gotye Featuring Kimbra
Album Of The Year
Babel – Mumford & Sons
Best New Artist
Fun.
Song Of The Year
We Are Young – Fun. Featuring Janelle Monáe
Best Pop Solo Performance
Set Fire To The Rain [Live]
– Adele
Best Pop
Duo/Group Performance
Somebody That I Used To Know –
Gotye Featuring Kimbra
Best Dance Recording
Bangarang
– Skrillex Featuring Sirah
Best Dance/Electronica Album
Bangarang –
Skrillex
Best Rock Song
Lonely Boy – The Black Keys
Best Rock Album
El Camino
– The Black Keys
Best Alternative Music Album
Making Mirrors
– Gotye
Best Urban Contemporary Album
Channel Orange – Frank Ocean 
Chris Brown, officially STILL the worst human ever, refuses to stand and applaud Frank Ocean’s win.
Best R&B Performance
Climax
– Usher
Best Traditional R&B Performance
Love On Top
–
Beyoncé
Best Rap/Sung Collaboration
No Church In The Wild – Jay-Z & Kanye West Featuring Frank Ocean & The-Dream
Best Rap Performance
N****s In Paris
– Jay-Z & Kanye West
Best Rap Song
N****s In Paris
– Jay-Z & Kanye West
Best Rap Album
Take Care
–
Drake
Best Score Soundtrack For Visual Media
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo –
Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross
Best Song Written For Visual Media
Safe & Sound (From The Hunger Games)
T Bone Burnett, Taylor Swift, John Paul White & Joy Williams
Producer Of The Year
Dan Auerbach
El Camino (The Black Keys) (A)
Locked Down (Dr. John) (A)
Savage (Hacienda) (S)
Shakedown (Hacienda) (A)
Best Remixed Recording
Promises – (Skrillex & Nero Remix)
Skrillex, remixer (Nero)
Best Short Form Music Video
Rihanna Featuring Calvin Harris – We Found Love
