Amy Winehouse Has Brain Damage

We’re sick of Wino stories too but this one was just too good to avoid.

“It is feared she has suffered brain damage. She is in need of years of psychiatry and medical treatment if she has a hope. The future is bleak, bleak, bleak.”

The source on this one was apparently a ‘friend’ close to Amy. Yeah, fucking good friend. If my mate told the press I had brain damage I’d probably be marching down to his flat, my mascara smudged, my top ripped and torn, my beehive all akimbo and I’d wanna glass that cunt in his recently scarred liar face. 3, 2, 1….

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