All The Winners From The 2014 Academy Awards

Did you know that the Oscars Prize Giving Assembly took place today in Los Angeles? No? Well, they did. Here, in case you missed it or are so self-righteously self-serious in your viewing tastes that you could never stoop so low as to watch the Oscars, are all the winners from the 86th Annual Academy Awards.


12 Years A Slave won three awards, including Best Picture, Supporting Actress for the phenomenal performance delivered by breakout best dressed star Lupita Nyong’o and Adapted Screenplay for emotional screenwriter John Ridley. The overwhelming winner, however, was Gravity, Alfonso Cuarón’s stellar technological and cinematic feat, which took out the majority of the evening’s technical awards including Best Cinematography, Direction, Original Score, Sound Mixing, Editing and Visual Effects for its triumph in green screen, pant-soiling ingenuity. 

Dallas Buyers Club also secured three golden bookends for two Best Actors and their Best Makeup; Frozen won two for Best Good Musical Vibes, and Her won an apt single Oscar for Best Original Screenplay for first-timer Spike Jonze.
Awards season locks Matthew McConaugheyOur Cate Blanchett, Nyong’o and Hot Ombré Jesus all took out their respective, deserved acting nods. Note should also been made of The Great Gatsby’s costume designer Catherine Martin’s success, who having won two more Oscars today can lay claim to the prestigious honorific of being the most Academy Awarded Australian in the event’s eighty-six year history.
Other major victors include Meryl Streep’s Shimmy Technique, the Internet’s Jennifer Lawrence GIF Archives, Twitter (whose servers failed during the twenty-eight week broadcast), Ellen Degeneres (for a solid opening monologuethe world’s greatest #selfie nonpareil and for doing an okay job stumbling over only every other line), Bill Murray for slipping a Harold Ramis tribute into the Best Cinematography nominees and, as always, Chic Fashion, for serving up a number of historic, histrionic Red Carpet Moments.
Best Picture – 12 Years a Slave

Best Actor in a Leading Role – Matthew McConaughey (Dallas Buyers Club)

Best Actress in a Leading Role – Cate Blanchett (Blue Jasmine)

Best Actor in a Supporting Role – Jared Leto (Dallas Buyers Club)

Best Actress in a Supporting Role – Lupita Nyong’o (12 Years a Slave)

Best Animated Feature – Frozen (Chris Buck, Jennifer Lee, Peter Del Vecho)

Best Cinematography – Gravity (Emmanuel Lubezki)

Best Costume Design – The Great Gatsby (Catherine Martin)

Best Directing – Gravity (Alfonso Cuarón)

Best Documentary Feature – 20 Feet from Stardom

Best Documentary Short – The Lady in Number 6: Music Saved My Life (Malcolm Clarke, Nicholas Reed)

Best Film Editing – Gravity (Alfonso Cuarón, Mark Sanger)

Best Foreign Language Film – The Great Beauty (Italy)

Best Makeup and Hairstyling – Dallas Buyers Club (Adruitha Lee, Robin Mathews)

Best Original Score – Gravity (Steven Price)

Best Original Song – Let It Go – Frozen

Best Production Design – The Great Gatsby (Catherine Martin, Beverley Dunn)

Best Animated Short Film – Mr. Hublot (Laurent Witz, Alexandre Espigares)

Best Live Action Short Film – Helium (Anders Walter, Kim Magnusson)

Best Sound Editing – Gravity (Glenn Freemantle)

Best Sound Mixing – Gravity (Skip Lievsay, Niv Adiri, Christopher Benstead, Chris Munro)

Best Visual Effects – Gravity (Tim Webber, Chris Lawrence, Dave Shirk, Neil Corbould)

Best Adapted Screenplay – 12 Years a Slave (John Ridley)

Best Original Screenplay – Her (Spike Jonze)

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