If Alison Wonderland ever gets sick of being a DJ, she could probably segue into a career writing Liz Lemon-esque Dealbreakers books full of sex and dating advice and sassy truth bombs.
Case in point: the below Tweet, calling out or maybe celebrating the fact that the DJ profession is stacked with former high school music nerds who are now getting all the action they can handle:
It’s funny & I’m generalising here but I don’t think DJ thots realise that they’re giving blow jobs to the nerds they ignored in high school
— Alison Wonderland (@awonderdj) November 16, 2015
Based on her Twitter history, this has been on her mind for a while:
Oh hey you ignored me all of high school and all of a sudden you want to hang out
— Alison Wonderland (@awonderdj) November 6, 2015
The geeks really shall inherit the Earth:
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