Yesterday, news broke that Adele – who’s touring Australia on the Feelings Express™ right the hell now – arrives to the stage each night hidden inside a kit box.
But now that the jig is up, Adele is a touch worried about her safety. She’s getting wheeled past thousands of exuberant fans while quite literally folded up into a box, Ocean’s Eleven-style.
“I’ve done so many shows in that box, and it has been a nightmare,” she told the Adelaide crowd last night. “This time when I came out, you all knew I was in it. I was scared, I was. I’m not lying, I was frightened. So now, I’ll just walk out and ruin the surprise and be like ‘Oh hello, hello!’”
If she’s workshopping new ways to arrive at the centre stage in style, we have a few suggestions. (Well, one. We have one suggestion.)
