A V. Pregnant Beyoncé Bent Time In An Instantly-Iconic Grammys Performance

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If you missed Beyoncé at the Grammy Awards, you missed a hell of a thing.
We’re not sure what or how, but we’re different for having seen it. It was unbelievable.
Shimmering onto stage via hologram of all things, the Queen proceeded to mesmerise the entire Staples Centre crowd, and literally anyone lucky enough to bare witness to it at home, with renditions of ‘All Night‘ and ‘Sandcastles‘ that were accompanied by particularly apt Queen-like iconography.
Bey+2 is the ruler upon high, and we are all but mere plebs in here presence.
BEHOLD THE QUEEN, IN ALL HER SPLENDOUR.

And if that alone ain’t enough for you, get stuck into the vital GIFs, on loop forever as they rightfully should be.

But it’s this one featuring a chair – which you absolutely will be seeing a lot of in the coming hours – that takes the cake. It’s a gravity-defying masterpiece.
WE.
ARE NOT.
WORTHY.

GIFs: Fox 8/Grammys.
Photo: Kevin Winter/Getty.

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