Look, punters expect Justin Bieber gigs to be pretty flash, but a Miami resort has unveiled a New Year’s Eve package that’ll make a regular Biebs show look like Bingo Wednesdays at your local RSL.
Bingo Wednesdays are far more economical, though.
For a cool $500,000, Fontainebleau Miami Beach is offering to provide you + nine of your most munted mates with a stage-front table for Bieber’s NYE show.
Well, truth be told, that ear drum-exploding extravagance is only one of the ludicrous experiences they’re offering guests hoping to “indulge in the Miami Beach celebrity lifestyle.”
Punters looking to forcefully evacuate their bank accounts will also be granted access to a fleet of supercars for the duration of their five-night stay.
Also included: a private escort to a Skrillex nightclub show, a swish table and 15L bottle of champagne at said show, yacht transportation to yet another nightclub, and a Bloody Mary bar to wrap things up.
Throw in some luxe meals and a casual $100,000 spending spree at the resort’s on-site jewellery store, and the price-tag almost begins to make sense – if you’re the kind of person who is okay with dropping $69 per minute, every minute, for 120 hours straight.
Seriously, guys. Just stick your phone in a bowl, chuck it on the coffee table, and blast Purpose on December 31 like the rest of us plebs.
Source: Fontainebleau Miami Beach.
Photo: Kevin Mazur / Getty.
Source: Fontainebleau Miami Beach.
Photo: Kevin Mazur / Getty.
