Here’s a list of everything I’d buy if I won a $250 Westfield voucher:

  • Expensive noise-cancelling headphones so I never again have to listen to strangers hailing their infant kids as the next child prodigy. They can’t even talk yet, simmer down.

That’s it. That’s the entire list.

If you have similar aspirations to myself, just fill out the quick survey above, tell us your thoughts on some alcoholic beverages and you, too, could be living a life of quiet serenity.

WIN: Chuck Us Your Thoughts On Some Bevvie Boys To Win A $250 Westfield Voucher

Of course, even if you don’t mind a good ol’ eavesdrop and you want to spend your $250 Westfield voucher on something else, be my guest. I was merely giving a suggestion.

At the end of the day though, the winner will just be grateful they have a bit of extra money to spend.

Good luck, you guys.

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