PEDESTRIAN.TV have partnered with the folks at Optus to help you win some free stuff, care of their Facebook Messenger Chatbot. Find out more HERE.*

Do you ever sit at the pub with your mates, smashing schooners and imagining what you’d do if you had more disposable income? Like discussing as a team what you would do if $1000 cash landed in your lap for some reason?

My go-to is that I would book a one-way ticket to literally anywhere, leaving that day – although if asked to be more specific about the destination, the dream is to somehow get a Russian tourist visa and hop on board the Trans-Siberian Express.

Other people with other – read: less esoteric and weird – interests would plunge that money into making cool stuff to sell on Etsy, or they’d just go out and buy a puppy or the sleeve of a designer dress. Or maybe you’d change it into $5 notes and just bathe in your bonus dollarydoos like Beyoncé

If you’re currently fantasising about how you’d splash (herr herr) that cash, boy do we have news for you.

OptusPlay for Perks chatbot on Facebook Messenger is offering y’all a chance to win $1000 cash – if you complete one of their not-so-challenging challenges between midday Monday March 26 and midday Thursday March 29. That’s do-able, very do-able.

From March 29 until the whole promo closes on April 2, it’s instant-win prizes including main meals from Sushi Hub and Oporto.

If you dare to complete a very possible mission, you’ll also, as always, go into the draw for their major prize: a yacht trip in Italy, worth $56K.

I will be wearing this outfit on the boat. 

This is something we can all be very on board with – provided we don’t fall off the boat. If you want to be cash-heavy for maybe the only time in yr young life, why not try to entertain the Optus Perks chatbot gods today?

*AU14+ Optus customers only. Selected prizes at selected times, until allocations last. Ends 2/4/18 11.59am AEDT. T&Cs apply.

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