Sometimes, flowers just don’t cut it. And it’s usually when the reason for sending a thoughtful gift is a shit one. Maybe your mate got some bad news, got made redundant, or broke up with that guy you hated anyway. A sunny bunch of roses doesn’t really feel… right for those scenarios, does it?

Enter Sydney-based company Little Succers. They’re a succulent delivery service that have now branched out into cactus delivery – and they’re coining the new venture ‘Little Pricks‘.

Their schtick is this. Rather than sending your sad pal flowers, send ’em a spiky little shit of a plant that really embodies their internal rage and/or loathing. It’s funny, and it’ll also last longer than some soon-to-be-dead posy anyway.

“These little jerks are sharp AF, and come with all the succer trimmings, with a handwritten message card and neon packaging,” they explained.

Little Pricks are $40, and if you order before 11am you can get same-day delivery to most of inner Sydney. Hit up the Little Succers site for more info.

When you're the short friend… (pots by Felt+Fat) Credit: @leafandprickle

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I for one will be sending a Little Prick to each of my exes, in the hopes that they stab the shit out of their hands when opening. A girl can dream.

There’s Now A Same-Day Cactus Delivery Service For When Flowers Are Too Basic

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