You know when you went to a birthday party as a kid and you got a really sick lolly bag? Like, with the good shit in it, not just 40 Milk Bottles and one budget lollipop? Well, swag bags are like the adult version of the lolly bag, and the pinnacle of swag bags happens every year at one of the awards shows in the States

We’re banking on the Oscars gifting bag to take out the free loot award for 2017. The bags, which are actually unofficial, are given to all the Best Actress, Actor, Supporting Actress/Actor, and Director nominees this year prior to the show, were created by marketing company Distinctive Assets, and cash in at a solid $168,000 Aussie bucks. 

Feast Your Eyes On This Weird, Exxy Loot In The $168K Oscars Swag Bag

Where’s all that money? Well it’s divvied up between physical stuff and vouchers. Some of the actual stuff in the bag isn’t that exciting. Some of it is downright weird to be given in gift-form, like this pelvic floor muscle exercise tool:

Feast Your Eyes On This Weird, Exxy Loot In The $168K Oscars Swag Bag

Or these sweat-reducing patches. Really?

Feast Your Eyes On This Weird, Exxy Loot In The $168K Oscars Swag Bag

But who cares about the boring stuff. Let’s talk about the stuff that makes us drool. Like an $11,500 week-long trip to the Golden Door Spa in California

Feast Your Eyes On This Weird, Exxy Loot In The $168K Oscars Swag Bag

Or this gold leafing dessert kit:

Feast Your Eyes On This Weird, Exxy Loot In The $168K Oscars Swag Bag

This confusing thing apparently turns your home into a ‘smart home’, and I don’t get it but also very much want it.

Feast Your Eyes On This Weird, Exxy Loot In The $168K Oscars Swag Bag

They didn’t forget the celebs precious bebe pets either – super luxe bedding company Casper threw in these $200 pet beds that promise the ‘perfect sleep environment’:

Feast Your Eyes On This Weird, Exxy Loot In The $168K Oscars Swag Bag

Wish you had some spare cash for a designer dog bed and an expensive spa week? Why not enter our sweet lil’ competition right here, and give winning $20k a try:

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Source: Business Insider.

Images: Getty, Supplied.

Feast Your Eyes On This Weird, Exxy Loot In The $168K Oscars Swag Bag