Clingy Kris Jenner Just Bought A $13M Mansion Across The Road From Kimye

Because Kris Jenner is the overlord of the Kardashian-Jenner clan / business genius, she’s racked up quiiiite the fortune in the decade since Keeping Up With The Kardashians first premiered. So it’s no surprise that she just splashed out on a new USD$9.9 million (AUD$13 million) mansion in the ritzy Los Angeles enclave, Hidden Hills.

Jenner’s daughter Kim Kardashian and son-in-law Kanye West must be absolutely THRILLED, because the momager’s new digs are right across the road from their place.

Kris Jenner Mansion

Perhaps Jenner wants to spend more quality time with her grandkids North and Saint (not to mention Kardashian-West spawn #3, on the way via surrogate). Probably more likely, Jenner wants to keep a close eye on her self-confessed fave daughter and kash kow, Kimmy.

Ah, Kim. You will never, ever escape.

Kris Jenner Mansion

According to Hollywood Life, the sprawling 873-square metre home is the latest addition to Jenner’s super-impressive cache of yuge properties, and boasts six bedrooms, eight bathrooms, a pool, a home cinema, a spa that fits 10 people (why tho), and some enormous walk-closets that I would marry if that was legally possible.

Peep some of the pics below and feel free to weep quietly that you will never be this ridiculously wealthy.

Kris Jenner Mansion
It even looks good from the back. Source: Trulia

 

Kris Jenner Mansion
Yes hello we’ll take this room. Source: Trulia

 

Kris Jenner Mansion
The scene of Kris’ next cringey bikini shoot? Source: Trulia

 

Kris Jenner Mansion
ACTUAL CLOSET GOALS. Source: Trulia

 

Kris Jenner Mansion
ACTUAL CLOSET GOALS: THE SEQUEL. Source: Trulia

 

Kris Jenner Mansion
Perfect for watching the 567,382 seasons of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Source: Trulia

 

TMZ claims that Jenner is going to do some work (!) to the house before potentially selling it, so if you’ve got a spare $13 million or so, these closets could some day be yours.

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