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Mates, I can tell you this much for free — if you’re still sleeping on that shonky old mattress that’s got lumps, bumps, body groves and unexplainable stains, now is the time to upgrade. Mattress kings Emma Sleep is currently slashing a whopping 45% off its mattresses.

While it is technically called their Father’s Day Sale, you can always, you know, snag a few bargains for yourself while you shop for your old man. The juicy sale sees the Original Mattress on sale for $411.95 (usually $749), the Diamond Mattress for $659.45 (usually $1,199), the Emma Box Bed for $679.15 (usually $799), and the Emma foam pillow for $82.50 (usually, $150).

You can also score 35% off their mattress protectors and toppers, so you don’t get any drunken stains on your fancy new mattress.

The boonta sale is running from now until September 5, so you’ve got a little bit of time up your sleeve to organise a council pick up for your old piece of shit mattress and buy a fresh one. Get ’round it, mates.

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The Emma Original Mattress, $411.95 (usually, $749)

The Emma Original Mattress, $411.95 (usually, $749)

I’ve been told that The Emma Original Mattress is like sleeping on a god damn cloud. It’s designed with three layers of high quality, high-density memory foam, Airgocell technology that helps to regulate temperature and zero motion transfer technology. Yup, that means if your partner is a restless asshole while they sleep, you won’t feel a thing. Oh, happy days!

Emma Sleep Diamond Hybrid Mattress, $659.45 (usually $1,199)

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Emma Diamond Hybrid Mattress, $659.45 (usually, $1,199)

If you really want to splash out on a mattress, the Emma Sleep’s Diamond Hybrid is truly king shit. It was designed with their fancy ~Diamond Degree~ patented technology that filters out excess heat while you sleep, so you’ll never wake up a sweaty mess again… Well, hopefully, some of that’s on you. Anyway, it’s got all the bells and whistles you need for a bloody good sleep, like multi-layer foam support and cushioning, as well as spring enhanced layers to isolate motion and provide extra durability.

Emma Box Bed, $679.15 (usually, $799)

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Emma Box Bed, $679.15 (usually, $799)

Alright, I don’t know who needs to read this, but if you’re still sleeping on creates, it’s time to grow up (I say that in the nicest way possible) and buy a bed frame. This Box Bed from Emma Sleep should do nicely. It’s designed with FlexiSlats for excellent pressure relief and an AirFlow bed base for maximum breathability, sweaty sleepers rejoice. It’s also a sleek Scandi design, so your room will look bougie AF.

Emma Foam Pillow, $82.50 (usually, $150)

Emma Foam Pillow, $82.50 (usually, $150)

Don’t let some old, crusty pillow mess with your all-important sleep. Invest in a good one like Emma’s Foam Pillow. Its ergonomic design means it caters to every sleep position — yep, even you tossers. Plus, it’s breathable, hypoallergenic and comfy as fuck.

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