SEO Copywriter With An Attitude
Posted 14 Sep 2021
Closes 14 Oct 2021
What’s up you unemployed/in-between jobs/sick of your current job and want a change bastards!
You’re reading this because you’re looking for a change, right? Right.
According to the ever-wise Urban Dictionary, copywriting is defined as “the stupid shit that gets in your way while trying to watch porn.”
You know all of those ‘random’ ads (you know what you searched for, and so does Google) you keep getting? They’re not so random. Because we create them.
Yeah, that’s right.
We’ve been studying you. We’ve been targeting you. We know EVERYTHING about you. Well Zuckerberg, Larry & Sergey and their team on Facebook and Google is doing most of that but you get the point.
Put shortly “This is the fast lane, folks…and some of us like it here.”
- Are someone who believes that the execution is more important than the idea
- Can transcribe whatever is going on in your sick and twisted head into words
- 100% believe in Malcolm Gladwell’s hypotheses about 10,000 hours
- Passionately despise lame ass vanilla copy such as “let’s make sure we are on the same page about pineapple on pizza, cilantro or smashed avo”
- Believe that if “If you’re going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you’re going to be locked up.”
- “Have no taste for either poverty or honest labor, so writing is the only recourse left”
Then stop what you’re doing and submit your CV. Like, right now.
So pull over your car, swerve dangerously through traffic and hit that submit button faster than BLAH BALB COME BACK TO IT
About Search It Local
Search It Local is a digital marketing agency with Australia’s largest client base. We help businesses grow. “Fiduciary , leverage portfolio” yada yada yada you know the rest.
About the role
Do you like writing emails that even the Daily Mail would turn their nose up at for being too clickbait-y?
Or how about writing Facebook copy that will border on the verge of being reported by hundreds of people but loved by THOUSANDS?
or do you like creating ads that trigger people more than Donald Trump , gender pronouns , abortion laws (are they strict enough? Just kidding) , vaccines , ufo’s , bad internet speeds , not selling burgers in Italian restaurants , Optus customers support.
Then you came to the right place.
Still with us? Good. Offended or triggered? (Or planning to send us an application where you point out spelling errors or punctuation mistakes. Please call us out but not for lame ass crap like spelling and punctuation.)
If so please go to the next ad.
What will the average day look like?
- Write email copy that forces even your neighbours dog to open it up and read what it says (we fully expect you to be literate in woof-talk)
- Produce eye-catching Facebook copy that will have people say “shut up and take my f*cking money”
- Stay on top of successful Up in Ya Grill direct response tactics
- Researching new strategies to alter our direct response marketing
- Have the mentality of being able to always ‘turn that frown upside down’. Basically look for the silver linings in every situation!
Here are some other tasks that our SEO Manager told us we would “Have to add” (but yeah you will also do these things):
- Conduct onsite SEO audits to uncover optimisation opportunities
- Use SEO tools to find quick wins for clients
- Implement onsite SEO strategies to wordpress websites
- Negotiate content and link placement with outreach contacts
- Manage email communication with new contacts for content marketing
- Find and Implement new link building strategies to help our clients grow their SEO
Benefits and Perks
- CBD Office (even if most people work from home)
- One fully paid personal day a month. (Only rule is that you do what ever you want) We call it #youday or #meday it’s a working tittle any ideas for a better name?
- Monthly wine, whiskey and beer tasting (work hard, play harder)
- Playstation which means you might loose Fifa games if you are used to Xbox. (Not an excuse. Just a fact)
- Young and energetic team
- Team outings that include (but not limited to): go-karting, blowing up portable toilets (yes we mean it), sea plane , Christmas party in Byron Bay and many more.
Skills and Experience
We have all the support and training systems in place to make sure you reach your goals, but ultimately your success depends on your effort, dedication and attitude.
You decide how much you want to accomplish. Attitude is more important than experience.
TL;DR: This might be the most random gig in the world.
Think you have what it takes to join the unofficial best company to work for in Australia? Send over your CV, the old you would do it.
P.S We have placed a few random things in this ad please find them and we will give you a price.