Bloody Kmart. They just keep rolling out the extremely perfect homewares – and while they’re incredibly affordable, over time all those bargain $20 cushions and $50 ottomans add up. Both in the fact that my apartment is littered with stuff now, and the fact that my bank account is draining out something serious.
But I digress. Who cares about money! Money is temporary. HOME VIBES, they are for life. That is a lie but let’s go with it so we can all spend money we don’t have on things we don’t need but that look so pretty.
Everything in Kmart’s new line is pretty. They’re really running that millennial pink trend until it dies in a hole. But it’s not dead YET, and you’ll absolutely drool over the stuff they’ve just rolled out.
Here’s all the things we reckon’ll sell like hotcakes (so you’d best get off your tooshy and down to your local store, ya hear?).
Makeup lovers in particular are frothing over this baby, because apparently it fits underneath makeup tables like it was made for ’em. It’s cute, it’s the colour that’ll work in any room, go get it.
This chair is fancy and I want to recline on it in a black silk slip and have someone take aesthetic photos of me.
This plate looks like it’s from some fancy boutique that rich Eastern Suburbs mums shop at. But it’s $3. Wow.
And there are bowls, too! What a time to be alive.
BILLY QUILT COVER SET, QUEEN, $18
$18 for a quilt set!? For a queen bed!? That’s reversible!? I can’t stop using question marks and exclamation marks!?
You know who owns this chair? People who do well in life, have a very fancy jobs as professors and use the word “incumbent” in real life. They read their literature in this chair. I’m sure of it.
Look at this cushion! How good would this be for throwing at your housemates head when they piss you off!
I mean, I have nothing funny to say about this one. It’s just GOOD.
Just a big, fat yep to this rug. I want to lie on it and cry about my terrible life. I want a dog and then another dog, and then I make them pose in the middle for a photo.
That’s all.
