You Can Buy Yourself Flowers For V-Day, But Why Do That When These Vibrators Are On Sale

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February 14, 2023

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Folks, if you thought celebrating the Christmas holidays as a single person was fucked, I’m here to tell you that today is equally as shitty. Yep, it’s Valentine’s Day, and the only good thing about the hallmark holiday, in this writer’s opinion, are the cheap sex toys.

You read that right, a whole bunch of sex toy brands like NORMAL, Splash Blanket, Lovehoney, Wildsecrets, and Lelo are slashing a whole heap of dosh off cult-famous vibrators, dildos, butt plugs, cock-rings and more for the next few days.

Now, sex toys aren’t just for us single folks, they’re a bloody brilliant way to spice up any relationship, once you know how and where to use them.

So if you’re keen to invest, here are a few of our front-runners to start you off strong…

NORMAL

Mates, it’s not every day that the legends over at NORMAL throw a huge sale, so when they do, you should bloody make the most of it. To celebrate the hallmark holiday that is Valentine’s Day, they’re slashing 30% off storewide. All you have to do is use the code ‘JUSTTHEORGASMSTHANKS‘ at the checkout.

You can shop NORMAL’s Valentine’s Day sale here.

Yoni Pleasure Palace / Splash Blanket

If you’re looking for more of a manual maz, the queens over at Yoni Pleasure Palace and Splash Blanket have everything you could possibly need. From crystal dildos and butt plugs to squirt blankets and yoni eggs, you can score up to 15% off this Valentine’s Day using the code ‘VDAY2023’.

You can shop Splash Blanket’s V-Day sale here.