Here’s hoping you’ve eaten lunch, because this is one story sure to ruin any semblance of an appetite.
me, rn, having to write this
Dr. Pimple Popper is a notoriously nasty YouTube channel where the doctor herself, Dr Sandra Lee, squeezes and prods everything from everyday blackheads to ginormous cysts.
The results?
Disgusting. Routinely disgusting.
What’s more disgusting though is how popular her videos are. They have hundreds of thousands of views. Some have millions, like ‘A Goldmine of Blackhead & Whitehead Extractions‘, which has been viewed 23 million times.
It must be said, Dr. Popper’s latest kernel of filth is not for the faint of heart.
Titled ‘No More Unicorn‘, the video features a sickeningly large cyst on a gentleman’s forehead that quite resembles a unicorn’s horn. A fucked, nightmarish unicorn’s horn.
Apparently the cyst had been grown on the patient’s head for 6 years. Let that sink in.
During the clip, Dr Lee can be heard saying: “He really took good care of this cyst. He nurtured it and let it get nice and to this size and not popped. That’s impressive.”
If you have the stomach for this kind of crap, you may watch the bloody membrane and projectile pus for yourself here:
I’d love to editorialise further but I refuse to watch the video so can’t really describe what happens. Please understand.
Like The Ring, I have written this article to share this video with you, in the hope that it will not haunt me in my dreams.
Goodnight, cruel world.
