The Avo Drought Is So Far Over That Wasteful ‘Avocado Shapes’ Are A Thing

If you’ve been to brunch with a mate and not taken a snap of your meal and posted it on Instagram before chowing down, you’re living in a parallel universe. Please tell us where it is.

Now that the genuinely concerning avocado drought has ceased, bored creative people across the photo-sharing app are taking brunch shots to the next level, and fingering their green gnosh into roses.

A photo posted by • F O O D D E C O • (@fooddeco) on Mar 30, 2016 at 6:00am PDT

Here it is next to a daffodil. Because flowers.

A photo posted by Gina Pickess (@gina.winston) on Mar 29, 2016 at 2:38am PDT

Here it is, atop a bowl of soil.

A photo posted by Clean Plates (@clean.plates) on Mar 28, 2016 at 11:51am PDT

Avocado, waffles, asparagus and egg. Okay! 

A photo posted by Jody ?? (@jody.chennn) on Mar 15, 2016 at 7:51pm PDT

Colour scheme is nice here.

A photo posted by Jimena Perales (@thebalancedchef) on Mar 13, 2016 at 4:16pm PDT

And if you like wanking at your own reflection, you’ll love this avocado rose stylised as the literal icon of Instagram.

A photo posted by • F O O D D E C O • (@fooddeco) on Feb 26, 2016 at 4:26am PST

Here’s a demo of how to make it here, because, let’s be honest, you’re going to:

A video posted by Kellysfoodblog (@kellysfoodblog) on Mar 30, 2016 at 8:00pm PDT

And the folk of the ‘Gram are seemingly very impressed:

We can’t answer that, these_are_moments. We just can’t answer that for you.

No word on when the putzier version of the ubiquitous smashed avo will overrun cafes Australia-wide – but we hope it isn’t any time soon.