If you’ve been to brunch with a mate and not taken a snap of your meal and posted it on Instagram before chowing down, you’re living in a parallel universe. Please tell us where it is.
Now that the genuinely concerning avocado drought has ceased,
bored creative people across the photo-sharing app are taking brunch shots to the next level, and fingering their green gnosh into roses.
Here it is next to a daffodil. Because flowers.
Here it is, atop a bowl of soil.
Avocado, waffles, asparagus and egg. Okay!
Colour scheme is nice here.
And if you like wanking at your own reflection, you’ll love this avocado rose stylised as the literal icon of Instagram.
Here’s a demo of how to make it here, because, let’s be honest, you’re going to:
And the folk of the ‘Gram are seemingly very impressed:
We can’t answer that, these_are_moments. We just can’t answer that for you.
No word on when the putzier version of the ubiquitous smashed avo will overrun cafes Australia-wide – but we hope it isn’t any time soon.
Photo: @real_simple / Instagram.