Nokias are the best phones ever created.
fact
Drop one off the balcony of a high-rise apartment and you’ll pick it up unscathed. Leave it off charge for the month and you’ll still be to send your homies an SMS come June. Bored? Not for long if you have a 3310, cause it’s packing Snake and that game is the tits.
Turns out there’s another use for this indestructible weapon of machinery.
Women in India are using old Nokias as… vibrators.
An admittedly smol survey by Indian sex-positive group, Agents of Ishq, showed that a fair amount of women weren’t just using their old Nokias to call Mum.
Nope, according to the survey results, “the old Nokia vibrating phone made several appearances on this survey!”, with a whole 17% saying they’ve used ye good ol’ brick to jet one’s juice.
It’s gotta be said: the vibration power on these bad boys is fucken intense.
ever have one of these go off when it’s resting in yr lap? you’ll know what we mean
There’s a solid reason why, too. It’s supposedly quite hard to come across a good solid vibrator over in India. Toothbrushes and bottles were recorded as preferred maz toolz, too, so you can probably gather that these ladies are a lil’ desperate.
Before you reach into that dusty bottom drawer for your beloved brick – reconsider. They’re not waterproof, y’all, and ain’t nobody got time for a fried vajootz.
Source: Vocativ.
Photo: Nokia.
