A while back, a friend told me about a time he’d told a couple of straight dudes that their G-spot was up their ass, and how they’d essentially run away from him.
Fast-forward to present day, and my recent decision to infiltrate the Reddit game. Late to the party, I’m aware, but from now on please only refer to me as wokechristianmom.
My first task as wokechristianmom? To ask The Straight Men of Reddit if they were scared of their booty holes being touched and, if so, why?
Well, let’s deep-dive into the Reddit-sphere together and discuss. This is a fully-fledged investigation, folks; there’s no turning back now.
Firstly, there were the much-awaited responses reminding us just how fragile a certain something was…
“I just don’t want somebody to be touching my asshole because it makes me feel vulnerable and immasculine.”
“I believe its a masculine thing for men. Myself, ive opened myself up sexually and love it. Being in mid 50s and exploring myself alone and with the wife i am able to have multiple orgasms from anal. its the best.”
“I don’t know why. I don’t know why im attracted to females. I don’t know why the thought of someone touching my asshole makes me want to cringe.”
… and then the whole ‘don’t touch a certain part of my own body because I’m not a homosexual’ narrative.
“Always wanted to feel it but always if I even remotely suggest it I get the Bi/Gay stamp immediately… I’m not even remotely bi.”
It’s okay, my guy, no one was pointing the finger.
It’s no secret that, for many Aussie dudes, the thought of being touched in a certain sensitive region by their female counterparts brings them an immediate sense of emasculated shame or, even worse, the fear of being seen as someone who also likes dudes.
For others, they’d given it a go and realised it wasn’t for them. Take this response, for example:
“It’s a sensitive place I’m not used to being touched, so it’s a similar feeling to an extremely ticklish place. It’s unpleasant and makes you reflexively jump. I’ve tried anal a couple times, and didn’t really enjoy it. Taking the toys in and using them was easy, and it didn’t feel bad, but it also didn’t give me any pleasure…”
This same dude still remains hopeful, though.
“…I’ve got some anal toys coming in the mail tomorrow though. For my girlfriend, but I’ll probably give them a spin too and see if anything’s changed. Wish me luck!”
What I wasn’t expecting, however, was for the thread to turn into an honest and enlightening dialogue.
“[My wife] started moving her hand down there slowly, so I just told her to do what she wants. It’s INCREDIBLY sensitive down there, but I actually really enjoyed it, haha! When you’re confident/comfortable enough, give it a try (:”
“I actually WANT my wife to touch my butthole. She’s the one that’s kinda grossed out, not because of my butthole, but in general.”
“Everything is fair game with my wife and I in the bedroom, including anal/prostate play… While she has not pegged me (yet), we want to do it soon. She has fingered me numerous times and used vibes and dildos and we both enjoy it immensely.”
So, while some dudes are scared of the booty hole, others embrace it. It’s much like how some females and queer dudes enjoy butt stuff while other females and queer dudes don’t. Who woulda thought! Either way, we all have booty holes and shouldn’t be ashamed of them.
So, today’s lesson is, regardless of sexuality, our bodies are our bodies and we shouldn’t feel ashamed to experiment. Nor should we try anything we’re not into. Whatever floats your boat, but hey, maybe don’t knock it ‘til you try it.
2018 folks, it’s some real shit.
One small step for man, one giant leap for booty-kind. wokechristianmom, over and out.
