Back in 1981, Olivia Newton John politely urged us all to get physical.
And with jizz-encouraging lyrics like “there’s nothing else to talk about unless it’s horizontally”, we think she’d be mighty impressed with a new study that has found a lot of you Fitbit wearers are monitoring your heart rate during the deed.
The study, which also conveniently marks the death of modern romance, involved 1000 Fitbit wearers in the UK. As many as one third admitted to monitoring their wrist device whilst mid-coitus. Turns out they’re all chicken shit too, with only 10% of them telling their rodeo partners they were observing the fitness benefits.
What’s more, 9% admitted they try and get their sexy times to last longer, in a bid to get fitter. Men and women respectively burn 100 and 69 (lol) calories on average per sesh, so despite being decidedly grim, it makes sense. Especially when you consider how fucking unbearable a HIIT class is.
It’s not ideal, but it’s better than catching your mate checking their watch. That shit burns.
Source: The Sun.
