Coffee that gives you a sconge so strong you could split your pantaloons straight down the seam.
That’s every man on this planet’s absolute nightmare dream, right boys? Right?!
Well, that pipe dream has become a reality.
Introducing Stiff Bull – a brand new, Viagra-like product that has just hit the market, and soon enough, your penis.
It’s herbal brew you can mix into your instant coffee, and it contains natural ingredients like Tongkat Ali, Maca Root and Guarana – ingredients Stiff Bull’s website says “have been used for centuries by people in Asia and South America to greatly improve sexual health, libido and overall wellness.”
Apparently, demand for the product in the US is bonkers, with more than 200,000 blokes ordering the product per month. Not hard to see why, when the product purports to “produce an awesome effect that can last up to two to three days”.
It’s being marketed as “The Relationship Saver”, but we can’t help but imagine the pranking possibilities this product would enable. So many pranks. Pranks that could no doubt ruin the strongest of friendships.
Just imagine, it’s 7:00am on an idle Tuesday and you’re in the mood for some workday fun. You slip a sneaky sachet into Johnno‘s morning latte, and watch him keel over in agonising embarrassment as he sports a raging tifter on the job site! That’d be a stitch up of the highest order.
It’s not all fun and games, though, with the Food and Drugs Administration in the US calling the product “dangerous.”
The brew contains other, undeclared ingredients, which when mixed with other drugs can cause serious health problems, including heart disease which increases the risk of heart attack.
In a statement the FDA warned: “This undeclared ingredient may interact with nitrates found in some prescription drugs such as nitroglycerine and may lower blood pressure to dangerous levels.
“Men with diabetes, high blood pressure, high cholesterol, or heart disease often take nitrates.”
Stiff stuff.
Source: The Sun.
Photo: Dumb & Dumber.
