Creepo Science Invents ‘Second Skin’ To Help Nix Ya Eyebags & Big Pores

Do you have stubborn, unsightly under-eye bags?

Pores that, ugh, are so big that it’s getting beyond a joke?
Legs that, despite your constant coconut oil applications, continue to feel like dry autumn leaves ?
We finally have some good news for you, m8s.
Sickeningly smart humans / scientists at M.I.T and Harvard in the US have been successfully testing a freaky thing they’re referring to as ‘second skin’ – it’ll allegedly give lucky users the appearance of youthful, wrinkle-free skin. 
They’ve used the transparent film (called XPL) for medical reasons, like to keep sunscreen and other lotions from rubbing off, but it’s now being considered seriously for cosmetic treatment.
Yes, that’s the dream. The elastic, polymer layer created with FDA-approved chemicals was tested on 170 willing subjects, and aims to reduce under-eye bags, soothe dry legs and promote baby-butt smooth skin. 
The skin can last for more than a day, and gives skin the elastic recoil and glow of younger skin:
Did y’all do the Clag peel off trick of primary school days too?
You can check out the before and after shots of XPL users here – they’re pretty bloody impressive. Research is still in the early days, but once they get it down pat they’re estimating this needle-free procedure will be pretty fkn popular. (Duh.)

Source: NYT.
Photo: Paramount Pictures. 

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